‘Run It’ by Chris Brown was a pretty good pop tune, and he was likeable in season four of The OC when he popped up for a few episodes as a band geek who pulled Marissa’s sister with his shy charm. Then he violently beat his girlfriend, has shown little real remorse since, and that’s where my association with him and his music ends.

Not so for his label though, who continue to cheerily market his music to pre-teen girls, hordes of which make up #teambreezy – Chris Brown’s online fan club.

Yesterday, Chris Brown shot out a missive to Team Breezy with strict instructions on how to purchase, stream and promote his album so that he has the best chance of debuting high in the charts.

To be a top-tier supporter of Breezy, you should do the following: