In 2003, the fear that music piracy could derail the entire music industry was a very real one.
Two years earlier, Metallica had won a landmark court case against Napster, but — just as clearing drug dealers from street corners only results in other dealers swooping into the territory — Napster’s position had simply been taken up by a host of other peer-to-peer file sharing services, all of which were less traceable and more flagrantly unregulated than Napster.
Rather than take the legal route, Madonna decided to fight fire with fire, uploading a fake ‘leaked’ version of her American Life album to file sharing service KaZaA – best known for their flagrant disregard for laws and title case conventions, and for being a word you hadn’t thought about for a decade.
Madonna uploaded a version of her album with the correct titles, but upon downloading every song, listeners were greeted with a loop of her saying, “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?” Pretty funny, pretty petty, pretty awesome.
But, as Shakespeare once said: “Don’t be playing a player, fool.”
A hacker from Phrack Magazine didn’t like this gall, and responded in kind, hacking her own website, and writing, “This is what the fuck I think I’m doing…”, posting download links to the actual leaked album, plus radio remixes, club mixes, her 1994 Bedroom Stories album (why not?) and a rather touching, if mistimed marriage proposal to one Morgan Webb.